March 2012
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February 2012
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Writing and reading decrease our sense of isolation. They deepen and widen and...
– Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird. (via paperbackgirl)
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People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
You look ridiculous if you dance. You look ridiculous if you don’t dance. So you...
– Gertrude Stein (via thatkindofwoman)
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Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I...
– Neil Gaiman, A Game of You (via dystonias)
Ellen Degeneres for President.
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If I wanted to pay money to see a black-and-white relic, I’d buy the New York...
– STEPHEN COLBERT, on why he didn’t see The Artist, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
If Rick Santorum beats out Obama by this predicted...
izgaist:
wakeupmagpye:
I’m revoking my citizenship and becoming a fucking gypsy in Romania.
Unless of course god gives me the beautiful gift of being impregnated through rape.
Or! Or! Unless the church and state get back together and start mandating education.
And hey how the fuck is that all male hearing on what I’m allowed to do with my vagina going?
I’m down with this Romania thing....
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You can’t think yourself out of a writing block, you have to write yourself out...
– John Rogers (via very-quotable)
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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
– Harriet Beecher Stowe (via very-quotable)
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Making Sex Noises When Your Friends Are Calling... →
wowfunniestposts:
all the time ;)
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seyvee replied to your post: Okay, I know that I’m very slow on the uptake…
prepare to get bombarded by popups from tumblr asking you to uninstall it :\
well, come at me bro
Okay, I know that I’m very slow on the uptake right now but I just downloaded Missing E for Safari and oh my god…
TIMESTAMPS ARE AMAZING!
Supernatural Drinking Game
izgaist:
maxiandapril:
Ok here are the rules
1. Take a shot every time the brothers are HOT.
2. Die
christina guess what i started to watch supernatural
asdfghjkl!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
this just made my night
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will...
– Margaret Atwood (via bowiecadmium)